Yarr it be! this day be speak like a scurvy pirate day! In fact, th’ powers that be (a pair blokes that decided in 2002 to declare th’ 19th ‘o SeptembARrrrr ITLAPD) have said since it falls on a Saturday that it be in fact, speak Like a scurvy pirate shore leave [weekend]!
All ‘o me buckos on Facebook were so excited when I announced that it was again speak Like a scurvy pirate Day that some blocked me fer th’ shore leave because th’ joy was just too much.
What did ye do fer speak Like a scurvy pirate Day? Did ye get ye free doughnuts from Krispy Kreme? Did ye dress like a scurvy pirate to get th’ full dozen or just mutter a quick ‘argh’ under ye breath to get just one?
Don’t ever let it be said I don’t help me readers. I have included ’tis handy guide fer makin’ a scurvy pirate hat fer ye both.
Would be nice if I could shout scurvy pirate day be th’ one day a year I act like a nut. Just that *one* day.